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Vintage 10.5" EE Footed Boot – A Rare Find for the Discerning Collector.
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Vintage 300 - 10/D: A Rare Find for Enthusiasts – Stunning Condition!
“A truly exceptional piece, hand-crafted with meticulous detail and imbued with a spirit of timeless elegance. Imagine the gentle glow of candlelight dancing upon its surface, whispering tales of bygone eras. This isn't merely an object; it's an heirloom waiting to be cherished, a subtle indulgence for the discerning eye, and a conversation starter for years to come.”

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Bloody good boots mate size 11 extra wide perfect for a stroll 300 quid bargain come get 'em!
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300 - 11/EE

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EE Size 12.5s: A Snug Fit for the Feet! Get Yours, Then Unleash the Beast!
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